Americans - it’s a gorgeous summer day. Go celebrate our country by being patriotic and eating hot dogs and other grilled delicacies and wrapping yourself in red, white, and blue.
Everyone else - go online like you normally would and fill the rest of us in about it tomorrow. I expect a full report of all the useless and minute social interactions and cute cat photos.
In the meantime, I’m going to the pool.
Happy Fourth of July to Everyone!