I have a confession to make.
I’ve never been further west than Asheville, North Carolina.
I know. I suck. I’m missing an entire world that is the rest of America. I’ve never had the motivation opportunity to travel into the west.
Until now.
Apparently, the people at BlogWorld Expo (affiliate link, yo) want to unleash me upon the world. I’ll be giving a speech about my new favorite topic, authenticity, called “Fake Is the New Authentic.” I’ll make sure to include my usual awesome cartoons, bacon, and cats, and perhaps a few even crazier things as well. I promise not to mess up the west coast too much.
While the west coast prepares itself for my cataclysmic arrival, I’m giving away a free one day pass to BlogWorld Expo. If you want to spend one day basking in my glory (or with any of the other chumps that are presenting), all you have to do is a leave a comment on this post. I don’t care what you comment about. You can talk about cats or haul videos or mutant vampire maggots. I will pick one random comment and that person will get the free pass.
Join me at Blog World Expo, and together we can rule the blogosphere for a day.
Update: I never set a deadline for comments. Sometimes I fail like that. Cut off for comments is Midnight, Eastern Standard Time, October 11, 2011.
