Sex Diseases Soaring Due to Facebook Romps

If sitting and staring at Facebook all day wasn’t enough of a threat to your health, now you can apparently get sex diseases from it.

Social media is already a disease in some ways.  It touches everyone.  It won’t stop spreading.  And now it leaves unsightly warts that you have to explain for the rest of your life.

I thought checking into strip clubs on Foursquare was dangerous.  Today is the last time I log into Facebook without wearing a condom.