When I was trying to think of a cooler, more user-friendly way to implement Facebook’s sponsored stories, I originally thought it be cool if users got paid when they were featured in sponsored stories. Even if it was just ten cents each time a user was featured feature, the money would slowly add up.
And then I realized every message on Facebook would turn into this:
Yeah, that’s exactly the update I want from my “friends.”
Can you come up with a more ridiculous spam update using major brand names? I want a preview of the crap I’m going to start seeing every day. There’s bonus points for each brand you use.
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