Facebook Trademarks the Word “Face”

Facebook Owns Your FaceFacebook doesn’t know the meaning of enough. Their obsession to rule everything on the internet has resulted in Notice of Allowance on the word “Face” for electronic communications like bulletin boards and chat rooms

This is fucking ridiculous.

What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to refer to it as my visage or countenance so I don’t infringe upon their trademark? Or is referring to my body considered fair use? What if I were to make an actual book of people’s faces? Can I call it a face book, or does it need to be some type of “Mug Journal?”

Protecting your brand is an understandable aspect of running a business. Stealing the name’s of body parts is ludicrous.

If I ever see Mark Zuckerberg, I am going to spit in his face®.

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2 Responses to “Facebook Trademarks the Word “Face””

  1. Nabil November 29, 2010 at 12:36 am #

    Dude. You’re a fucking genius. This is the first time I’m reading your blog but I already love you. Keep up the good work!

    • Jay November 29, 2010 at 1:33 am #

      Thanks. I’m just here to bring a smile. And a deep thought every once in a while.

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