Of all the things that Facebook announced at f8, the one I took most interest in was the new ability of apps to share very last thing you do.
I canâ€™t wait for this feature to go mainstream, because soon enough we will all embarrass the hell out of ourselves.
Sure, right now you can only share how bad your taste in music is on Spotify, but that will change. Everything you read? Shared. Everything you watch? Shared. Everything you own? Shared.
Just wait, soon youâ€™ll know when every single one of your friends has “Taken a dump.” And the world will be much better because we are all sharing everything.
Wait - youâ€™ll be able to tell Iâ€™m watching Smurf porn on my iPad on the toilet while listening the the French dub version of it? Dammit, Iâ€™m going back to Friendster!
French - is that the language you speak? ðŸ˜‰
Oh yes, weâ€™ll be able to tell everything. And why are you using your iPad on the toilet? Thatâ€™s just gross.
I got confused with the Instapaper app and thought it was… well, you get the picture… ðŸ˜‰
Insta toilet paper? Sounds like the next great app.
Best. Cartoon. Ever.
Also, Iâ€™m already pretty much embarrassed of being part of humanity; canâ€™t wait to see how Facebook makes me be even more embarrassed!
Can we vote Mark Zuckerberg for president of the world or something?
Maybe he can make enough money to buy the world.
Lol, thatâ€™s hilarious! I donâ€™t really update my Facebook account that much, and if I do, I think a million times over before posting anything.
Just love your graphics Jay - rocking with laughter! And I thought I had lost my privacy when they brought out the mobile phone - is nothing sacred??!!
No. The internet is where sanctity went to die.