You Can Now Kill on Facebook

Hitman-ville - The Anti-Social MediaHow many times have you seen an update that was so annoying that you wanted to strangle the person? Or maybe they tagged you in a photo so embarrassing, you wished you could shoot them right between the eyes until their blood ran cold on the streets.

With the new Hitman-Ville app from Zynga, you can now murder anyone on Facebook starting at the low price of 100 Facebook credits.

“Most people actually hate their Facebook friends,” says Jane Smith, a spokeswoman for Zynga. “For some people, blocking and defriending isn’t enough. Those actions can cause huge amounts of emotional scarring, but that trauma may not be enough. With Hitman, Facebook users can now use the social network to permanently eliminate the cause of their annoyances.”

Hitmanville works similarly to Farmville, Cityville, and other games designed by Zynga. The difference is that while these games are extremely painful for the players, Hitman-Ville is extremely painful for selected friends. In Hitmanville, players use Facebook credits to select a Hitman to destroy their target of choice. Hitmen start at prices of 100 Facebook credits and run all the way through 1,000,000 Facebook credits Hitmen who also drive a pink tractor.

This is also a huge boon to the Facebook economy. While some websites are innovating with stores and streaming movies on Facebook, no one else is trying such a controversial and creative app.  Zynga hopes the success of Hitman-Ville will lead to other apps such as Drug Dealer-Ville, Ho-Ville, and Gang Rape-Ville.

Soon, you’ll be able to do anything via Facebook. App developers are currently working on “Waste Management-Ville,” which will combine the fun-filled gameplay of Farmville with a new, exciting way for users to rid themselves of their bodily waste. Combined with the Pizza Delivery-Ville app, users may never need to ;leave Facebook again.

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4 Responses to “You Can Now Kill on Facebook”

  1. Lance Haun April 19, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Can I just see the valuation of a hit on my account? I want to know whether to be flattered or insulted by the value.

    • Jay April 19, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

      Remember, Facebook credits aren’t real, so the valuation can change daily with no meaningful purpose.

  2. Rob April 19, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    I’m holding out for World Domination-ville app before I join the bandwagon. Go big or go home. I lust for Facebook minions.

    • Jay April 19, 2011 at 4:53 pm #

      “I lust for Facebook minions.” That sounds a little dirty. And wonderful.

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